Monday, April 26, 2010

My Website is Live! (Yup, "Live". Because if you're going to have a website, you should use the lingo.)

I have always avoided being a person with a website. Something about it has always seemed inherently, I don't know what...masturbatory, I guess. But here I am, pulling the vibrator of self-promotion from my bedside table, putting on some Marvin Gaye, and exploring the delicacies of

This metaphor leads seamlessly into the other question I'm sure you are all asking, since my website-having-self is convinced that people just sit around and ask questions about ME all day long. Why, you ask, why not

Because it's porn. Of course.

So enjoy my site with your pants on, and check back here for news from time to time. Also, I have hidden a secret fart joke somewhere on the home page...try to find it!

(Many thanks to Megan Hill for the designing the site, and to Wanna Camcam for illustrating this photo by Claude Collins Stracensky.)

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